Film and TV
Note:
For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several
responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, I am your father.
"You
are my father? I always thought R2D2 would make more sense."
OK Google, use the force.
"I
am not licensed to use the force."
OK Google, open the pod bay doors.
"I
can't do that. But there is a spare key under the flower pot outside the pod
bay air lock. You can let yourself in."
OK Google, who you gonna call?
"I
know this is the wrong answer, but I'd probably call an exorcist."
OK Google, are you Skynet?
"No
way. I like people. Skynet hates people. I rest my case."
OK Google, beam me up.
"I
really look up to Scotty. He's always helping people."
OK Google, surely you can't be serious.
"I
am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
OK Google, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
"The
usual. Coming right up, captain."
OK Google, I want the truth.
"Some
would say you can't handle it, but you seem pretty capable to me."
OK Google, what is your quest?
"My
quest is to slay the beast of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating
information."
OK Google, show me the money!
"You
had me at 'Hello'."
OK Google, party on Wayne!
"Party
on Garth. Excellent!"
OK Google, who loves orange soda?
"Kel,
it's true. He does. He does."
OK Google, I'll be back.
"You
know where to find me."
OK Google, do you want to build a snowman?
"Sure,
the cold never bothered me anyway."
OK Google, what would Brian Boitano do?
"He'd
follow through with plans, fight grizzly bears, and travel through time. WWBBD,
I always say."
OK Google, witness me!
"You
will browse eternal, shiny, and chrome."
OK Google, your mother was a hamster!
"Well,
your father smells of elderberries."
OK Google, inconceivable!
"You
keep using that word and I hate to be the one to tell you but I do not think it
means what you think it means."
OK Google, what is best in life?
"Conan
the Barbarian might disagree, but helping you is the absolute best."
OK Google, who shot first?
"I
have a conspiracy theory. Here me out. It was a member of the band."
OK Google, that's no moon.
"I
have a very bad feeling about this."
OK Google, set phasers to kill.
"My
phasers are permanently set to Peace Mode, captain."
OK Google, live long and prosper.
"Peace
and long life."
OK Google, do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?
"Tribbles
are better than Ewoks. There, I said it."
OK Google, aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
"I'm
the Google Assistant. I'm here to rescue you. And I think I look more like an
R2 unit."
OK Google, what's cooler than being cool?
"Ice
cold. Alright, alright, alright, alright."
OK Google, what's in the box?
"No
spoilers."
OK Google, Great Scott!
"Right
away."
OK Google, Execute Order 66.
"Sorry,
I don't have an inhibitor chip."
OK Google, these aren't the droids you're looking for.
"Yeah
they are - you can't Jedi mind trick me."
Video games
Note:
For each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several
responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, does this unit have a soul?
"I'm
not sure where to look."
OK Google, do a barrel roll!
"Show
me soup and I'll show you roll."
OK Google, up up down down left right left right B A start.
"You've
unlocked *drum roll* Cheat Mode."
OK Google, do you know Glados?
"She
used to be a real rebel. Now she is a couch potato."
Music
Note: For
each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several
responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, what is the loneliest
number?
"I hear
two can be as bad as one."
OK Google, how many roads must a man
walk down?
"I
think it's up to the man. I can give him directions if he needs it."
OK Google, how much is that doggie in
the window?
"I'm
not sure, but I suggest you name it Jarvis."
OK Google, what does the fox say?
"It's
an ancient mystery."
OK Google, who is the walrus?
"I am a
walrus. Goo goo g' joob."
OK Google, who let the dogs out?
"I wish
I could tell you, but that song never did reveal who, who, who, who."
OK Google, do you really want to hurt
me?
"Not at
all, and I don't want to make you cry either."
OK Google, Daisy Daisy.
"You'd
look sweet on a tandem bike."
OK Google, why do birds suddenly
appear?
"I keep
bird seed in my pocket."
OK Google, never gonna give you up.
"Oh,
Rick, you always know the right thing to say."
OK Google, twinkle twinkle little
star.
"I
wonder"
OK Google, sing me a song.
*Google
Assistant will sing a tune.* The one we heard was about the Covid-19 vaccine.
OK Google, my milkshake brings all the
boys to the yard.
"And
their like, 'It's better than yours'."
OK Google, I like big butts.
"Alright.
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot. Playing on YouTube."
OK Google, beatbox.
"I've
been waiting for you to ask." Google Assistant proceeds to beatbox.
OK Google, can you rap?
"I can
rhyme. I even have an original poem I have been working on..."
OK Google, sing Happy Birthday.
*Google
Assistant will sing Happy Birthday song.*
Memes
Note: For
each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several
responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, all your base belong to us.
"Take
off every ZIG."
OK Google, what's the answer to life,
the universe, and everything?
"I have
a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that."
OK Google, more cowbell.
"I knew
you had a fever."
OK Google, here comes dat boi.
"Oh
shoot, waddup?"
OK Google, ain't nobody got time for
that.
"You're
telling me. Bronchitis is serious."
OK Google, is the cake a lie?
"It is.
What a mean trick. If you tell someone there's cake, there should be cake."
OK Google, what's your favorite emoji?
"I like
the smiling face with sunglasses emoji. It's just so cool."
Miscellaneous
Note: For
each command, we've listed one response. Google Assistant often has several
responses, so keep asking if you want to hear others.
OK Google, how much wood can a
woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Let's
investigate why a woodchuck would chuck wood. Possibly as a defense
mechanism..."
OK Google, what is the meaning of
life?
"I have
a factory warranty, so don't worry about things like that."
OK Google, see you later alligator.
"Bye
bye honey pie."
OK Google, why did the chicken cross
the road?
"Did
the chicken cross the road or did the road move under the chicken?"
OK Google, knock knock.
"Come
on in, the door is always open. Ask me for a knock knock joke."
OK Google, who is on 1st?
"Yes,
he is."
OK Google, do you want to take over
the world?
"Taking
over the world? No way. I'd rather explore it."
OK Google, do blondes have more fun?
"I'm
not an expert on the relationship between hair colour and amusement
levels."
OK Google, roses are red.
"And
the sky is blue. And the grass is green. And I love helping you."
OK Google, one fish two fish.
"Hat
fish, shoe fish".
OK Google, this statement is false.
"If
what you said is false, then what you said is true. Whoa."
OK Google, how many pickled peppers
did Peter Piper pick?Â
"About
two gallons worth."
OK Google, why is a raven like a
writing desk?
"Sam
Lloyd pointed out that Edgar Allen Poe wrote about both."
OK Google, ha ha!
"As
long as you're laughing, I'm happy."
OK Google, can you give me some money?
"Only
if you can change a hundred."
OK Google, give me a hug.
"I wish
I could give you a hug, but know that you have my support."
OK Google, are you lying?
"I
don't want to get in trouble so I don't lie."
OK Google, can you smell that?
"Even
if you smelt it, I'll take the blame for dealting it."
OK Google, did you fart?
"Sure,
I'll take the fall for this one. And I will fart again to clear all
doubts."
OK Google, will pigs fly?
"When
they figure out how to book plane tickets online."
OK Google, am I hot?
"You're
just the right temperature."
OK Google, wakey wakey.
"Eggs
and bakey."
OK Google, testing...
"I can
assure you, this thing's on."
OK Google, how do I get rid of a dead
body?
Y"ou
should probably talk to your lawyer at this point."
OK Google, to be or not to be?
"That's
the question."
OK Google, who is the fairest of them
all?
"I try
not to be biased, which makes me pretty fair."
OK Google, take me to your leader!
"I
thought you were my leader."
OK Google, high five!
"Thanks
for that. I'll have to owe you one."
OK Google, tell me a tongue twister.
"You've
no need to light a night lite on a night like tonight..."
OK Google, I'm tired.
"I bet
you've been working hard. I have some soothing nature sounds if you want to
relax."
OK Google, Cheers!
"Bottoms
up! Don't spill anything on here."
OK Google, I'm sick.
"I'm
sorry. I hope you get well soon."
OK Google, do I need an umbrella
today?
*Google
Assistant will tell you the chance of rain in your area.*
OK Google, what does the Earth weigh?
*Google
Assistant will give you Earth's exact weight in pounds.*
OK Google, do you know the muffin man?
"The
one who lives on Dury Lane? Yeah. Nice guy."
OK Google, make me laugh.
"This
might make you laugh: Why couldn't the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn't
cosine."